An Open Letter to Damien Brunner

Dear Mr. Brunner,
 You don't know me yet, so allow me to introduce myself. I'm Sara, or Neuie if you prefer, and I take pictures of hockey. I like to call out people who aren't performing with awkward pictures and reward those I like with tribute posts. If you ruin my pictures, ::cough, Ville Leino, cough:: I'll call you out on that too and let the world know what a picture hog you are. It doesn't take much to make me happy as a hockey fan, just show up and play hard. Prove to me you're working hard and I'll support you 100%. There is something else you should know, I'm half Swiss and have been hoping (since how many Irish hockey players make it to the NHL?) for a Swiss player to join the Wings and enter the upper echelons of Red Wing hockey for a long time.
 So here's the deal- you prove that you belong on the top line and I'll make Swiss food in your honor. Röschti, fondue, raclette, zöpf, spaetzli, brötli, linzertorte... you have your pick. Will the food ever make it to you? No, I'm thinking not. But I will happily consume it in your place. I'll also try to get some awesome pictures (of you, not the food) and post those here. And if you ever get a hat trick, I'll hunt down some Frey schokolade and dedicate the eating of it to you as well. Sound like a plan? Please try to comply, I'd hate to give up röschti und eier for Sunday breakfast.

Sincerely,
 SaraNeuie