Prepping for the game

Skipping the usual pregame, we're going in a different direction today. Presented by someone who has never played any hockey more organized than "grab your rollerblades, the kids are starting a game on the tennis courts" is how to prepare for a game.

Step One: Explain to the foreign kid the importance of good eyebrow grooming...

Step Two: Stretch

Step Three: Do the Homer! (not my picture, obviously)

Step Four: Get death stared at by the coach for goofing off.

Step Six: Be required to trail one of the coaches as punishment for having goofed off...

Step Seven: Warm up in traditional Datsyukian fashion.

Step Eight: Stare down the net

Step Nine: National Anthem

Step Ten: Faceoff (not the opening one, but you get the idea)

I'm pretty sure you can figure out the rest of where the game goes from there. Let's hope we get to see this face when it's over...